"I would create an excuse app. I don't know how that would work, but you would set it to go off in one hour and then an hour later it goes off, right in the middle of the day as planned, like an emergency ring. 'Emergency! Emergency! Pick up the phone!' And then you have no choice but to leave the room. It gets you out of whatever situation you're in that you don't want to be in." --Oscar Nunez, "The Office"