Into the Wild: Enter Bruno, shown here against a suitably flaming backdrop at the Spike TV Awards.
When Bruno dons an ensemble, it is all about showing off his strengths. And by that we're talking about vast stretches of man-thigh, guaranteed to make your average viewer of Spike TV avert his eyes in fear ... then turn back, possibly pausing his DVR, to drink Bruno in. Because this look? Universally titillating.