Before you protest, we, too, have a soft spot for John Travolta. But even we have our limits, which we reached upon seeing the umpteenth picture of his all too obvious lace wig. John, we beg you: Embrace the chrome dome look. It becomes you. And if you could maybe style the smooth pate without playing dress up in a pilot's uniform (no, that's not for a movie role), that'd be aces, too.