The Shortlist for Jan. 17

Tina Fey Calls Everyone on Twitter 'F------ Boring'

When Liz Lemon gets mad, she's generally too busy hunting down sandwiches or making self-effacing peripheral comments to really rage. The real Tina Fey? Not so much. In a new video for NBC.com's "Ask Tina" online series, Fey replies to a question about her Twitter use, or lack thereof. Basically, she says everyone -- except for two of her writers -- sucks and needs to quit tweeting. "I think you should have to get a license to get Twitter because most people are so f------ boring … and I am volunteering to be in charge of the licenses," she gripes, looking straight into the camera. "When the show's over, I want to be the person who decides whether you can have a Twitter license." She goes on like that for a few more minutes before suggesting helpfully that, "Maybe everybody else go write [your would-be tweets] in a journal and mail it to your f------ grandma. 'Cause it's boring. BO-RING." Damn, Liz Lemon. You cold. (HuffPo)

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