Macaulay Culkin and Pete Doherty are allegedly roomies
Based on the virtual Shakespearean sonnet The Sun's "source" came up with to explain Macaulay Culkin and Pete Doherty's blossoming friendship and supposed roommate-hood, we're going to sprinkle some generous grains of salt on this tidbit. But because, on the other hand, it's super fun to imagine Babyshambles "home alone" with Macaulay, let's indulge in imagining them lying around their Paris apartment, indulging in legal substances like the oil paint we imagine they're using to create portraits of the King of Pop:
"Macaulay and Pete may seem an odd couple, but they've got loads of interests and life experiences in common," says the hyperbolic insider. "They bonded over their love of poetry and art. Macaulay can't get enough of listening to Pete waxing lyrical about his painting and music. He's always been a fan of extreme characters like Pete. Look at the way he defends his childhood friend Michael Jackson. Pete also loves talking to Macaulay about acting, as he's been trying to launch a movie career."