The Shortlist for Nov. 30

"I just say no [to drugs]. I’m lucky enough that I had my sister to learn from." That's Lindsay Lohan's kid sister, newly minted model, Ali Lohan, speaking to Page Six about her relationship with Lindsay, who is currently working through a series of community service shifts as punishment for violating her probation. "I've seen people do it to her and I've learned to be like, 'That’s stupid, no,'" says Ali. "That's why Lindsay and me are so close -- because we're able to talk about those things together." The 17-year-old also addressed rumors that she had plastic surgery to achieve her new, dramatically different appearance. Deeming the rumors "absolutely not true," Ali says, "I'm 17 years old. That's not legal! I would need my mother's signature, and do you think my mom would sign off on that?" Dina Lohan? The woman who has become her daughter's official spokesperson about her full frontal Playboy centerfold? Nah ... (NYPost)