The Shortlist for Nov. 9
By Michelle Lanz
Paris Hilton has threatened to sue a New Zealand company for using her image with the word "vacant" to advertise available billboard space. Whoever is the mastermind behind that is an advertising genius. (Allie Is Wired)
Photos: Paris Hilton
Counting Crows singer Adam Duritz (with actress Emmy Rossum in tow) offered to sing a song for excited karaoke bar revelers, but was turned away because it was too late. Lame rules are lame rules, I guess. (NY Post)
Now that she's free from "Melrose Place," Ashlee Simpson may reprise the role of Roxie Hart in a London production of "Chicago." Phew, good news, because lines at the unemployment office are killer. (Gossip Cop)
Photos: Ashlee Simpson-Wentz
Jennifer Lopez is suing ex-husband Ojani Noa for $10 million for releasing private videos of them during their marriage. This is why you're supposed to grab the sexy tapes before you bail from a relationship. (Starpulse)
Photos: Jennifer Lopez
There are rumors among the ex-Scientologist community that Tom Cruise offered to "beat down" uncooperative members. We doubt this is true, but the thought of little Tom being a tough guy in the name of Scientology is hilarious. (NY Daily News)
Photos: Tom Cruise
Rihanna declined a bottle of champagne sent to her by Jets receiver Braylon Edwards and his teammates because she did not know who they were. That's the first thing you learn as a young celeb: Don't take alcohol from strangers. (Daily Fill)
Photos: Rihanna
Funnyman Jim Carrey just launched a trippy personal Web site with news, a bio and personal pics displayed within a giant, blinking eyeball. Check it out and try to guess what Jim was smoking when he designed it. (EW)
Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry made a comment about singer Steven Tyler no longer being a part of the band. Honestly, if Steven's not a part of the band, then the band doesn't exist, right? (Vulture)
The video for Leighton Meester's debut single "Somebody to Love," was just released and, as expected, it 's nothing groundbreaking. Check out all the worn-out visuals, corny clichés and overuse of "sexy face" crammed into a couple minutes of screen time. (Jezebel)
Photos: Leighton Meester
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