8. Kate Moss: Even more shocking than Angelina, the once wafer-thin Kate Moss posed as the ultimate curvy icon for New York Magazine's February 2009 cover. Apparently the mag hit newsstand gold with the Li-Lo cover, so they decided to give K-Mo the ol' Ma-Mo treatment, too.
"I'm a woman now!" Moss exclaimed in the accompanying interview. Ahhh. We're starting to get it. The whole Marilyn Monroe photo shoot thing is like a weird, cult-ish Hollywood rite of passage.