Yep, this can only end in tiers. Go ahead and rub your eyes in disbelief. We did. Twice (once with bleach). But Mischa Barton actually wore this. On her neck: one of John Travolta's jauntier toupees. Around her waist: a giant jellyfish in the act of giving birth. On our face: a look of horror not seen since Mischa attempted to emote on "The O.C."