Recently, we've been, um, noticing, that something is a little bit different about Lady GaGa. We don't mean her bizarre pantsless obsession either. OK, I guess we kinda do ... because if she wasn't always prancing around in a unitard, folks wouldn't be busy searching down there for the opposite gender's genitals in the first place. Sorry, GaGa, only you can prevent ladyman urban legends. (Meanwhile, Jamie Lee Curtis and Ciara did nothing to truly warrant their popular hermaphrodite rumors. Totally unfair.)
Also, notice how this urban legend never catches on with male stars. WTF? I mean, didn't Orlando Bloom play the hot chick in "Lord of the Rings"?