A Mock in the Clouds: Leighton Meester had almost given up hope of finding her dream dress. For so long, she'd searched in vain for a frock that would simultaneously highlight her perfectly formed armpits and her favorite pair of ribs, so imagine her shock and delight when she stumbled upon this semi-detached number. That it was covered in a cloudy and fiery sunset was almost too much for the starlet to process. It was designer-wear destiny, because whenever she began to despair in her quest to draw attention to only her pitted and ribbed areas, she would find renewed purpose by playing Elton John's "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me." It's just a shame that, to paraphrase Sir Elton (with our deepest apologies), the cuts this dress has definitely need a lot more than love to help them heal, like maybe a staple gun and some duct tape.