Romper Room With a View: We're in the midst of a torrid love-hate relationship with Ashlee Simpson-Wentz's satin corset romper. On the love side: The café-au-lait-tinted number is sleek, modern and sexy, with an eye-catching, pearl-draped bodice that securely cradles exactly half of her cleavage. On the hate side: It's underwear. Plus, it introduced the bone-chilling phrase "satin corset romper" into the fashion vernacular. With a vampy starring role in the forthcoming reboot of "Melrose Place," Ashlee knows she needs to turn up the heat on her married-with-kid image, but posing in dressy lingerie isn't the way to do it. Besides, it's better to leave the suggestive ensembles to her man-eating, small-screen alter ego, otherwise the "Melrose" costume department might up the ante by pruning her sure-to-be risqué wardrobe to within an inch (or, more likely, a millimeter) of prime-time decency standards.