Old Folks Holmes: Tom Cruise was so excited when FedEx delivered his brand new Katie-Bot 3000 that he just couldn't wait to take her out of the box and go for a spin around the block. He didn't even care that the factory screwed up his order. Cruise was certain he'd checked the "fashionable actress" option under wardrobe selection; instead, the Katie-Bot was outfitted in clothes intended for the "Bingo-loving Golden Girl" model. Tomorrow, that Bedazzled breastplate in the color of overcooked salmon and its matching double-ply rayon sweatshirt would be shipped back to Boca. Tom only hoped his taste for lox wasn't permanently spoiled by the experience.