Brody to the Max: Hi, I'm Adrien Brody and I'll be your gondolier this evening. Just sit back, relax and enjoy the tour of Venice's world-famous canals. And remember, tips are always appreciated. Don't be shy. Just stick them in that jar over there with the sign reading, "Adrien's Shirt Fund." Did I mention I'm also saving up for a shave and a haircut? One day, maybe I'll even have enough money to buy a hat from a men's store and a bandana that doesn't smell like my golden retriever. Please be generous, people. My pecs are freezing.