The Dot Thickens: In this not-so-itty-bitty black mesh polka dot bikini, M.I.A. has ventured into that little-explored fashion frontier that lies between Bjork's swan carcass dress, Demi Moore's butt-naked pregnant pose for Vanity Fair and Minnie Mouse's demure dotted duds. Equal parts maternity wear and biology lesson, this one-of-a-kind (we can only hope) creation stands as a testament to the singer's supreme self-confidence. Sure, it's nutty, and yes, her bundle of joy will probably one day be driven to tears on the playground by this picture. But for sheer audacity (hey, see what we did there with the sheer, oh, never mind), M.I.A. wins big.