Happy Tax Day, everyone! While we regular folks know the only thing we can rely on are death and taxes, certain celebrities seem to live in an immortal and tax-free existence. Or at least, they like to think so. It's a good thing I went to celebrity blogger accounting school so I can solve all of their financial woes. It's totally a real thing, honest.
Sticky Sitch: Owes $493,144 in back taxes and the state of California has now filed a lien against her
Humble Suggestion: Between the caked-on makeup, the uncomfortably tiny bikinis and the plastic surgery impulse buys, you've dumped a lot of money in maintaining of your looks. Now if there was a hot market for looking like a crazypants alien, I'd say go for it, but maybe put the anti-aging expenditures aside and let nature do its thing. It's done wonders for Meryl Streep's career. You'd probably save a cool mil on chemical peels alone.