Sticky Sitch: Over $14 million in debt due to supposed mismanagement by his business advisers (still doesn't excuse the hair)
Humble Suggestion: So far you've sold off your two castles, your house in Vegas, and are selling your Bel Air home. That's a good start. But holy crap, dude, how many houses have you got? It's like a mobster who hands over his gun and then the cop shakes him and a dozen more guns fall off of him. We just need to give you a good shake and find all those deeds for random Italian villas and Tokyo penthouses hiding in your pockets.