The Sitch: After weeks of seclusion, Ms. Bullock has come out of hiding with her new main squeeze: her secretly adopted baby Louis. And she's giving the heave-ho to Jesse James (Hallelujah!).
Suggestion: I'd like to give Sandra a virtual high five, if I may. In true America's Sweetheart form, she's managed to give her unfortunate marriage scandal a fairy tale ending with her beautiful baby (who has zero Jesse James DNA). There's only really one thing left to do: Oprah. Shed a few tears while holding hands with Oprah and you've got the most-bankable actress thing down for the next 50 years.