Wonderweird: Huh? Headlines
Illustrations by Jordan Monsell
Whether it be for press, for attention, or just because they're freakin' nuts, bizarre celebrity headlines get thrown our way on the daily.
While we could investigate the logical reasoning behind headlines like, "Nicolas Cage Outbids Leonardo DiCaprio for Dinosaur Skull," that would be no fun. Instead, click through for some of the most wacked-out headlines of the week imagined for your viewing pleasure.
Headline: Ryder's a Hoarder
Subhead: Winona Ryder is an obsessive hoarder and keeps memorabilia from every movie she shoots.
We're now slightly concerned she has the same FBI profile as a serial killer.
Headline: Slash Dressed in Drag to Get into Club
Subhead: Do you really need one?
Just another Tuesday night for Slash, we guess.
Headline: Hudson Laughs at Centaur Portrait of Alex Rodriguez
Subhead: A rendering of Alex Rodriguez as a centaur gave Kate Hudson a case of the giggles.
Really though, what doesn't give this girl the giggles?
Headline: Madden Getting Hairy in 2010
Subhead: Good Charlotte star Joel Madden is in for a hairy time - he's vowed not to shave until 2010.
Note to men: Do not attempt unless you're happily married AND a famous musician.
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