Imagined Conversations: Mariah Carey's Video Shoot

By Melissa Hunter
Mariah Carey may be getting some flak for her weight gain, but will that stop her from running around half naked on the beach to film a music video? NO! Of course it won't.
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Either she just watched a marathon of "Baywatch" or she has a track called "Easy Target" on her new album. In any case, here's what we think went down at Mariah's beach shoot.

"I once caught a fish/ it was this big/ Almost as big/ as my thighs, no, no I mean love! Cut! Who wrote that on the cue card?"
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"OK, OK, now shoot me from behind and it'll look like I'm making out with someone! I saw this trick once on 'Degrassi,' I totally LOL-ed!"

"Umm, so I know I told you guys I could pull off a sultry squat but this just isn't happening without a couple handlers."

"Where are you going, cameraman? The music video's just getting started! Don't make me run in slow motion after you!"

"NO! Get that off of me! I explicitly demanded a skin-tight spandex robe -- what is this baggy terrycloth business?"

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