The Afternoon Shortlist for Oct. 27

By Michelle Lanz
Amy Winehouse debuted her new, er, best friends over the weekend. But it looks like she could use some practice keeping them under wraps. We're taking bets on how many Amy areola-slips she'll have by 2010. (The Superficial)

Is there trouble in Wentz-ville? The Beverly Hills love nest Ashlee Simpson shares with her hubby, Pete Wentz, and their young son is on the market. Keep putting gasoline on the breakup rumors, guys. (Life and Style)

Susan Sarandon convinced daughter Eva Amurri to play a stripper and go topless for her role in "Californication." Well, in a world of daily nipple-slips and pre-teen hooker boots, we guess baring your breasts is just another day at the office. (The Blemish)

Natalie Portman has become a vegan activist after reading Jonathan Safran Foer's book "Eating Animals." She was particularly inspired by the chapter on how animal poop is basically everywhere. We're thinking twice about our ham sandwich. (Huffington Post)

The moment we've all been waiting for: Hugh Jackman revealed that he'll dress up as James Bond for Halloween. So, basically he's going to wear a tux and look dapper? That's just as lame as if he were to dress up like Wolverine. Even Van Helsing would be better. (NY Mag)
Photos: Hugh Jackman

Grab your patchouli, stop shaving your armpits and brush up on your angsty '90s femme rock: The Lilith Fair shall return in 2010. Wonder if Paula Cole and her hairy pits will emerge from obscurity, too? (Lilith Fair)
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