Britney's hair bleaching session yesterday made headlines (inexplicably), but apparently Brit's return to her blonde days also means she's going back to a few other habits. Like reckless partying with Lindsay Lohan until 3 a.m.!!! It's over, guys. Her cleaned up days are gone. Break out the electric razor and the Flamin' Hot Cheetos, y'all, cuz Brit Brit is at it again!
Wait actually, back up the hot mess train. The report says Britney went to a club at 2 a.m. where she "danced and chatted with Lindsay Lohan." Danced and chatted!? Get the frak out. An insider says, "There was no craziness, just a lot of fun and dancing." Ugh, fine. Un-sensationalize the story, insider. See if I care.
Lindsay told Life & Style (and this is EXCLUSIVE), "It was such fun!"
You guys need a minute? This is pretty heavy stuff.
Lindsay also recently became a blonde, which is apparently for a Robert Rodriguez movie. OK, wait, Lindsay Lohan is working again and Britney's "breaking" reckless behavior is dying her hair and dancing in a club for an hour? If these bad girls stay on the wagon for too long, what's to become of smack-talking tabloids?
Stay tuned for the next Life & Style breaking news story: Lindsay Lohan adopts a puppy from a shelter, Mischa Barton pets it.