The rest of the world may be willing to buy the Los Angeles coroner's claim that Paul Walker died in a car "accident," but rehabbed reality TV magnet/ noted forensics expert Tila Tequila knows the real story. After donning her sparkly, probably revealing thinking cap, Tila apparently figured out that Paul Walker's death was the result of a "ritualistic murder," just like the death of Elisa Lam, a young woman whose death was ruled an accident after her body was found in the water tank of a hotel earlier this year.
"I know who killed Elisa Lam. The Mysterious Video of the Girl in Elevator who ended up 'mysteriously dead' at the bottom of a closed off water tank. I believe I am the only person on this entire planet who knows what happened," Tila wrote in a lengthy, ellipsis-laden Facebook post this week. "I knew it the first time news of the strange video started circulating the internet weeks ago. I have just kept my mouth shut because there is a lot more to it and of course .... cases like this ... I just did not want to draw any attention to myself but I know exactly why they did it and yes it was indeed a ritualistic murder. Just like Paul Walker's. However, for Lam's case I have so much detail that it may blow your mind. I know it blew my mind and that's why I was debating on weather [sic] or not I should blog about it as I did not want to have anything to do with it... except for the fact that this ritual murder was directly linked to my ritual murder last year ..... So... kinda makes it hard for me to talk about, but ....... "
Well, sure. It's always harder to talk about murder when one has, oneself, been murdered. Anyway, the post managed to anger some Facebook users who found Tila's musings to be in poor taste. Tila being Tila, she lashed back out at many of the negative commenters, accusing them of being -- and forgive the caps -- "HEAVILY INVOLVED IN OCCULT RITUAL SACRIFICES."