After revealing to the press that she was in contact with Charlie Sheen via text message, Teen mom turned "Back Door Teen Mom," Farrah Abraham received a note in which the actor congratulated her on surviving her lobotomy and suggested she descend to "middle earth" where she'd likely find the "cover charge" waived thanks to her tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow," among other equally lovely things. So we hafta agree with her recent comment to Hollywood Life that Sheen is "meaner than Amanda Bynes," whose insults have tended to be limited to calling people "ugly" on Twitter.
Abraham went on to explain that her rep had spoken to someone on Sheen's show, "Anger Management," citing that as her reason for sending him multiple text messages in which she invited him to "party with porn ppl" if he was "comfortable." (Side note: He's comfortable.) Prior to dubbing her a "desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua," Sheen had replied with some interest, but that vanished when he discovered she'd made their communication public.
I really don't even care [about Sheen insulting me]," she said this week. "That's coming from someone so old, and he needs to get his [life] together. I don't even care. Anything he said doesn't really even make sense to me."