We feel for Pam Anderson. It's not as if there's an aging blond bombshell retraining program, where she could learn a useful skill, like fashion design or tax preparation. Pam knows how to do one thing, and bless her heart, she's going to keep doing it until age and gravity cause her spinal tattoo to sag down around her knees. While working a car show in Monaco (yes, that was as sad to type as it was to read), she squeezes her 44-year-old posterior into white booty shorts and lets her boobs (which are considerably younger than 44) jiggle free in a backless pink floral shirt. Maybe once Pam gets paid for this coveted gig, she can afford to get the rest of her top out of hock.