Slit Infinity: We all have a stylistic security blanket, whether it's a broken-in pair of jeans with magical butt-lifting capabilities or a T-shirt that hits all the important parts just so. Jennifer Aniston's comfort zone: the basic black gown, a choice that's often derided as a fashion rut, to which we say, toss us a shovel and watch for flying dirt, because we want in that hole. For the Golden Globes, the Afghan hound-coiffed actress (hey, it's a compliment: We should all be so well groomed!) proves that the limb is mightier than the color wheel in a gathered, slit-to-there one-shouldered column. Oh, and by "there," we mean up to her matching black undies, which she inadvertently flashed for photographers (and her "Bounty" co-star Gerard Butler, her arm candy for the night). And yes, we know where the pictures are. And no, we're not gonna tell you.