D-Bag Dictionary
![By Cindy JoungIn the presence of a certified douchebag, our ears usually turn deaf -- a survival instinct, really -- but lately we've been watching MTV's new show Is She Really Going Out With Him? and it turns out, to our surprise, that these inexplicable womanizers are actually quite the charming wordsmiths.As a public service, Wonderwall has compiled a handy shortlist of definitions to help you better understand d-bag parlance. Click through to read more and don't forget to catch Is She Really Going Out With Him? on MTV.Wanksta Bag [wangk-stah bag]-nounA member of the Douchebag genus that seems to suffer an identity crisis. One who embraces a style or trend of another species. The Wanksta Bag loves gettin' hyphy (see 'going crazy') and will often exemplify odd and unexplainable behavior like ghost-riding the whip.See also: Kevin Federline](http://static.wonderwall.com/Photos/Original/9357_Original.jpg)
By Cindy Joung
In the presence of a certified douchebag, our ears usually turn deaf -- a survival instinct, really -- but lately we've been watching MTV's new show "Is She Really Going Out With Him?" and it turns out, to our surprise, that these inexplicable womanizers are actually quite the charming wordsmiths.
As a public service, Wonderwall has compiled a handy shortlist of definitions to help you better understand d-bag parlance. Click through to read more and don't forget to catch "Is She Really Going Out With Him?" on MTV.
Wanksta Bag [wangk-stah bag]
-noun
A member of the Douchebag genus that seems to suffer an identity crisis. One who embraces a style or trend of another species. The Wanksta Bag loves gettin' hyphy (see 'going crazy') and will often exemplify odd and unexplainable behavior like ghost-riding the whip.
See also: Kevin Federline
![Dank [dangk]-adjective1. Way bomb: That party was dank, man!2. Cool or awesome: Nothing's more dank than unbuttoning your dope shirt to show-off your yakked (see 'muscular' or 'big') pecs.Origin: First uttered by the O.C.-Bag, a regional variety of the species known as Douchebag; found in the southern sands of California.See (or, uh, hear) also: Jason Wahler](http://static.wonderwall.com/Photos/Original/9353_Original.jpg)
Dank [dangk]
-adjective
1. Way bomb: That party was dank, man!
2. Cool or awesome: Nothing's more dank than unbuttoning your dope shirt to show-off your yakked (see 'muscular' or 'big') pecs.
Origin: First uttered by the O.C.-Bag, a regional variety of the species known as Douchebag; found in the southern sands of California.
See (or, uh, hear) also: Jason Wahler
![Ed Hardly [edd hahrd-lee]-noun1. A sub-species of the Fashionista Bag of the genus Douchebag. The Ed Hardly breed considers himself a fashion icon and believes interest in this field sets him apart from his genus. Little does he know, a zebra can't change its stripes, even with haute couture. Note: True fashionistas will give little or no regard to Ed Hardlys.See also: Kanye West](http://static.wonderwall.com/Photos/Original/1318_Original.jpg)
Ed Hardly [edd hahrd-lee]
-noun
1. A sub-species of the "Fashionista Bag" of the genus Douchebag. The Ed Hardly breed considers himself a fashion icon and believes interest in this field sets him apart from his genus. Little does he know, a zebra can't change its stripes, even with haute couture. Note: True fashionistas will give little or no regard to Ed Hardlys.
See also: Kanye West
![The Sand Bag [sand bag]-noun1. Laid-back, beach-loving subset of the genus Douchebag. The Sand Bag is rarely found in shoes or a shirt (or getting service) which relegates this species to the beaches of the world. The Sand Bag is usually a toned or yakked mammal who lives by the wisdom of the waves. A surf board and six-pack (both types) are crucial to their existence. Jobs are usually low-wage, non-existent or lame rom-coms.See also: Matthew McConaughey](http://static.wonderwall.com/Photos/Original/9359_Original.jpg)
The Sand Bag [sand bag]
-noun
1. Laid-back, beach-loving subset of the genus Douchebag. The Sand Bag is rarely found in shoes or a shirt (or getting service) which relegates this species to the beaches of the world. The Sand Bag is usually a toned or yakked mammal who lives by the wisdom of the waves. A surf board and six-pack (both types) are crucial to their existence. Jobs are usually low-wage, non-existent or lame rom-coms.
See also: Matthew McConaughey
![Spectacular Vernacular [spek-tak-yuh-ler ver-nak-yuh-ler]-noun1. A well rounded vocabulary.2. A rhyming language used mostly in the musical style known as rap: Did you hear The Great White's new track? That kid is dank, yo, and he's got spectacular vernacular.Origin: The spectacular vernacular is exclusively found among the Rapsta Bag, a breed of Douchebags that proclaim to be rappers, but are only viewed as such by other Rapsta Bags, for instance, Vanilla Ice.See also: Spencer Pratt (aka The Great White)](http://static.wonderwall.com/Photos/Original/9355_Original.jpg)
Spectacular Vernacular [spek-tak-yuh-ler ver-nak-yuh-ler]
-noun
1. A well rounded vocabulary.
2. A rhyming language used mostly in the musical style known as rap: Did you hear The Great White's new track? That kid is dank, yo, and he's got spectacular vernacular.
Origin: The spectacular vernacular is exclusively found among the Rapsta Bag, a breed of Douchebags that proclaim to be rappers, but are only viewed as such by other Rapsta Bags, for instance, Vanilla Ice.
See also: Spencer Pratt (aka "The Great White")
![Jock Scrote [jok scrote]-noun1. Any variety of the genus Douchebag that exhibits extraordinary athletic prowess; can out-run, out-tackle, out-score and out-douche the average male homosapien. Common markings of the jock scrote include track pants, tattoos, ball caps, bandanas of every color and brides named Carmen Electra.See also: Dennis Rodman](http://static.wonderwall.com/Photos/Original/9354_Original.jpg)
Jock Scrote [jok scrote]
-noun
1. Any variety of the genus Douchebag that exhibits extraordinary athletic prowess; can out-run, out-tackle, out-score and out-douche the average male homosapien. Common markings of the jock scrote include track pants, tattoos, ball caps, bandanas of every color and brides named Carmen Electra.
See also: Dennis Rodman
![Scrotoge [scroh-tuh-zhey]-noun1. A D-bag's BFF or sidekick.2. An understudy to a Douchebag.Origin: Since the discovery of the original D-beast, scientists have always observed a partner or protoge who feeds the ego of the mighty Douchebag. The Scrotoge is also trained to take over as leading D-bag in case of emergency or lack of hair product.See also: Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O](http://static.wonderwall.com/Photos/Original/9363_Original.jpg)
Scrotoge [scroh-tuh-zhey]
-noun
1. A D-bag's BFF or sidekick.
2. An understudy to a Douchebag.
Origin: Since the discovery of the original D-beast, scientists have always observed a partner or protoge who feeds the ego of the mighty Douchebag. The Scrotoge is also trained to take over as leading D-bag in case of emergency or lack of hair product.
See also: Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O
![Knuck [nuhk]-verb1. To fight: Did you hear about that epic bar brawl? Spencer Pratt and Cameron Huston totally knucked it out!2. To box; to make the motions of attack, esp. as a part of douchebag aerobics: After we get our swell on, you wanna knuck?Origin: Another clever colloquialism found in the O.C.-Bag lexicon.See also: Brody Jenner and Joe Francis](http://static.wonderwall.com/Photos/Original/3701_Original.jpg)
Knuck [nuhk]
-verb
1. To fight: Did you hear about that epic bar brawl? Spencer Pratt and Cameron Huston totally knucked it out!
2. To box; to make the motions of attack, esp. as a part of douchebag aerobics: After we get our swell on, you wanna knuck?
Origin: Another clever colloquialism found in the O.C.-Bag lexicon.
See also: Brody Jenner and Joe Francis
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