Heidi and Spencer's Most Shameless Photo Ops

Considering that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt seem to hold near-daily photoshoots with paparazzi, we thought it might be nice to compile a "greatest hits" gallery of these two faux-lovebirds at their most shameless. Here are a bunch of pictures of Speidi mugging it up for their best friend, the camera.
Seen here chowing down on a slice of pizza, Heidi applies her love of greasy things to food.

The best cure for swine flu? An extravagant public wedding followed by lots of spotlight. Sunlight. We meant sunlight.

Shameless shillers Heidi and Spencer hold up matching cans of their favorite bubbly soft drink. If they're a Pepper we're not really sure we want to be one.

Shortly after this moment, Heidi tweeted, "im so excited im really married! FOREVER!" That's actually not a joke.

The lovebirds neck at the T-Mobile Sidekick launch party. Apparently no one warned them of the combustibility of plastic and peach fuzz.

Heidi launches her clothing line Heidiwood, following in the footsteps of Dolly Parton, only slightly less classy. Not pictured: her bare midriff.

Heidi and Spencer show up to yet another completely irrelevant event photo op. Universe, peeved, gives Heidi bunny ears.

Speidi kicks back at the Ed Hardy factory. Yup, that sounds about right.

Role models Heidi and Spencer demonstrate the exact kind of behavior that got the US in trouble at Guantanamo Bay.

At least Heidi has a sense of humor about her trademark artificial breasts. On second thought, we're probably giving her too much credit.

"Hahahaha. That's really funny, Spencer. No, really, you should tweet that. The world deserves to hear."

Atop a bed of endless joie de vivre, Spencer demonstrates the biological anomaly of flesh-colored facial hair.

Heidi, always one to please her fans, realizes the dream of many Americans, virtually reaching through the TV to punch Spencer in the nose.

Sultans of sensitivity Heidi and Spencer respond to the economic crisis affecting many Americans by tooling around a 99 Cent Store, bothering patrons and employees with equal opportunity.

Fairweather staunch Republicans Heidi and Spencer show their love for the new President in the best way they know how: take billions of pictures while wearing some sort of branded apparel.

Channeling her inner Vanna White, Heidi presents an early wedding present to Spencer, who in turn channels his inner O'Doyle.

When the fisherman realized what he caught he promptly threw it back into the ocean.
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