Oh, Arnold. He kept a nice show going for a long time, but then the truth came out. He fathered an illegitimate child with one of his maids. While that fact fits perfectly for a resume in politics, it wasn't so great for his marriage. Maria Shriver filed for divorce and now he's back on the prowl for some lovin'. We suggest staying away, because when he says "I'll be back" to his mistresses he only means it if it's court ordered.