Celebritweets: TwitPic Slapstick
By Dana Flax
While you were worried about getting that swine flu vaccine, a strain of kooky made its way around the Hollywood water supply this week, as stars shared some bizarro behavior with their Twitter followers. Click through to see the wackiest of pictorial overshares, and then follow Wonderwall on Twitter for the latest in celeb oddities.
"Eye app! Lol! Whoo whoo" -- Heidi Montag, secretly debuting her lifelike behavior-generating machine, running on sexy bikini photo shoots and general annoyingness
"About to start boxing! In my physical! I'm sooo scared!!!!" -- Kim Kardashian, whose blood pressure rating went down to her usual 120 over pretty with the moral support of her best friend, the camera
"Rabbit proofing the house" -- An always affable Ashton Kutcher, who likes to befriend his turkeys before participating in creepy Thanksgiving sacrifices
"We had such high hopes for the hawkeyes today...at least we brought the good weather!" -- Demi Moore, pictured collecting Courteney Cox Arquette's duffel bag at the first stop of the cougar world tour
"Number 2 number 12 and number 15. What's the problem?" -- Lifelong glutton Nicole Richie, who could really stand to stop eating so much *rim shot*
"Diamonds ARE girl best friend..." -- Katy Perry, hypnotizing us into a hazy 1970s time warp so she can make out with loose chicks at Studio 54
"In my MoonBounce with @NickyHilton + @CarlosNCharge + @DizzyBlazeberg + Chey ='s FUN" -- Paris Hilton, on enjoying life's simple, childlike pleasures ... when your sleazy rich boyfriend buys you a personal bounce house
"So I move keys, you can call me the piano man" -- Samantha Ronson, who's just like Billy Joel, minus the British accent, whacked-out sometimes-girlfriend, perma-grimace, and, you know, career
"@johnstamos - Why do Dave and I looking like porn actors in this old pic and you're just wearing a hat?" -- Bob Saget, sharing the last shred of evidence of the creepy ensemble sex video from the "Full House" days
"I had to do it!!!! Hahahaha I am so amped!!!!!!" -- Brody Jenner, who may be tight with Clint Eastwood but still remains universally "Unforgiven" for the "Bromance" TV series (zing!)
"Met some amazing patients from Childrens Medical Center in Dallas today... These kids were so sweet" -- Cutie pie do-gooder Selena Gomez, who we hope is filming a commercial, otherwise she's not so great at picking out cool parks for playtime
"This is my crystal phone with IceT's face on it.Funny huh?Icy-couture.com surprised me w/this gift" -- Ice-T's better half, CoCo, on capturing the true sparkle of her gangsta rappin' husband's aura
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