Ashlee Simpson in "Melrose Place": Ashlee's been a tween reality star, a teen pop star, a young Hollywood mom star, and now she'll be starring in her own reheated nineties drama (finally!). The "Melrose Place" remake has been in the works for quite some time (probably ever since the show was canceled), and now we can see what happens (yet again) on a street in Los Angeles populated only by twenty-something sexy singles bent on self destruction. You see, everywhere else has rent control, but LA just sticks to hotness control. Modeling portfolio is required when applying as a renter in West Hollywood. True story.