Thrown for a Loop: Oh so close, Mary-Louise Parker. The dual purple color of your dress is lovely against your skin. The cut is modern and flattering to your fabulous figure and shapely stems. And those metallic peep-toe stilettos? To die for (seriously, just tell us who you want bumped off and we'll take care of it in exchange for those shoes). But that bow, Mary-Louise, we need to talk about that bow. Were you deep into your "Weeds" character when you decided this was a good idea? Did you learn nothing from the great Charlize Theron bow-tastrophe from the 2006 Oscars? No? Then here's a refresher: No matter what your stylist or the fashion elite tells you, a bow that's bigger than your noodle (whether surrounded by teased, bed-headed locks or no) is exactly what knot to wear on the red carpet.