The cover of In Touch does a pretty good job of laying out the purported drama between Kim Kardashian (shown chewing her sunglasses while no doubt plotting some nefarious shenanigans) and her longtime pal, Eva Longoria.
Seems the flour-bombed starlet is supposedly "throwing herself" at Eva's recent ex, Eduardo Cruz, by sending him "flirty" text messages and "sexy" photos.
This, despite Longoria allegedly having "second thoughts" about calling it quits with Cruz.
"As sickening as it may seem, [Kim] is lonely and desperate enough to betray her best friend," contends the tab, which scolds that the not-quite-ex-Mrs. Kris Humphries is "sinking to a new low" by "breaking one of the most important codes of friendship."
But despite In Touch's belief that Kardashian is packing up her bikinis for a romantic rendezvous in Mexico with Cruz, she labels the story so much fried baloney.
"I'm used to rumors and almost never address them," she tweeted on Wednesday. "But it's not OK when magazines like In Touch involve my close friends in their made-up stories. They were told by multiple people that their current cover isn't true, but they decided to go ahead and run it anyway. So [there] you have it."
Longoria, by the by, was recently seen looking flirty with actor Amaury Nolasco.