Has Kim Kardashian locked down a date for what we hope and pray will be the tickiest-tackiest wedding since Britney Spears celebrated her union to Kevin Federline with "Pimp Daddy" tracksuits and chicken fingers? The New York Post says the PR-minded starlet will swap vows with Kris Humphries in front of family, friends and a multitude of E! cameras on Aug. 20 in California.
As for that Khloe-planned, male genitalia-themed bachelorette party, it's reportedly set to take place in Las Vegas sometime this month. Humphries will mark his remaining days of single life with a separate Sin City bash.
Meanwhile, the wedding planning may involve much more than dress fittings, cake tastings and sponsorship negotiations. The New York Daily News claims family matriarch Kris Jenner has undergone a face-lift ahead of the nuptials.
"She looks amazing," enthuses Khloe of her momager's ostensible nipping and tucking. "They say you are supposed to have a lot of swelling for a week or so after, but I didn't notice."
Kim, however, might notice the glow coming off Humphries' pearly whites. Word is, the NBA player will get veneers to "ensure his smile is super-telegenic."
"Kim really does want it to be America's version of the royal wedding," bubbles a source, who adds that Mama Jenner is concerned that "all the money that's going to be made from the wedding [via the sale of photo rights and sponsorships] will have to go right back into it."