"I don't brush my teeth. No, really! I just use Listerine -- and sometimes I'll use my sweater. I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful." -- iheartradio, March 2010
The lesson: Icky hygiene habits are as unattractive as Urkel-hoisted mom jeans worn to chili cook-offs. Hire a personal tooth-brushing assistant and keep the details of your bathroom habits in the bathroom.