By Michael Mullen
Note that the dog is trying desperately not to make eye contact with Simon Cowell. To wit, we asked our Facebook friends what they thought Simon's pet is thinking.
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According to Lynda Clark, he's thinking, "My owner wears mom jeans." And Beverly Massey said he's thinking, "We're not in Kansas anymore."
Indeed, we are not. Thanks for the captions, folks! Come back next week for more.
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