Ugh, burial just isn't what it used to be, huh? You know, like being mummified and buried in an ancient tomb like royalty. Those were the days. Well, Nic Cage has taken fate into his own hands and purchased a pyramid tomb in New Orleans. This coming after he has sold off most of his assets because the guy is in loads of debt. Like they say: Shrouds have no pockets, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't get buried in a pyramid, damn it.