10. "BAYWATCH": The TV show that launched a thousand plastic surgeons' careers, "Baywatch" gave slow-motion a comeback and brought a new meaning/bad joke to buoys. Well, the waters of the Pacific have remained 50 percent less safe ever since the show ended in 2001 (according to my one-person poll) and we feel like it's about time we get C.J., Mitch and Stephanie back in that red spandex.
I'm thinking of some sort of fitness reality competition show in which David Hasselhoff and Pam Anderson get to prove they can get their careers and their bodies back, while the less famous, but presumably healthier ex-stars like Alexandra Paul sit and watch them struggle. And then there's some sort of slow-motion running competition at the end. Basically "Dancing With the Stars" meets "Biggest Loser" meets "Intervention."