From smokin' hot desperate housewife to "Devious Maids" producer, Eva Longoria has built her career on being a triple threat: smart, talented -- and always sexy. Those attributes impressed Maxim magazine enough to name her its 2014 Woman of the Year. Covering the mag's January/February issue, Longoria sounds off on her honor, acknowledging, "I feel like the definition of sexy constantly changes. "I was a band geek back in high school," says the petite stunner, who also delves into the things a guy can do to make her smile. Says Longoria: "I like edgy, dark humor."