Beyonce fans petition to keep her far away from Kimye's wedding
Surely, this is not the kind of social justice action envisioned by the creators of Change.org. A slew of Beyonce fans have signed a petition demanding that Bey not attend Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's upcoming wedding.
"As you all know by now Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have sadly been in the news for their 'engagement,'" reads the serious-sounding petition, which the Daily News reports was created by a fan named John Barry. "Kim Kardashian and her disgusting family are known for their rise to fame for doing absolutely nothing," it continues. "Now we must do all in our power to stop Beyonce from attending the god forsaken (sic) wedding, since her husband Jay Z is BFFs with Kanye he probably (sic) wants both of them to go."
After offering a variety of excuses for declining a wedding invitation, the petition ends by advising Bey, "Beyonce, you always have something better to do than to attend a Kim Kardashian wedding,"
Nearly 400 people signed the document before Barry chimed back in at Change.org: "It was a joke!!! I don't care if Bey goes or not she's a grown woman."