You know how it's awkward to see couples getting all handsy and kissy in public? Thanks to Jesse James and Kat Von D, this uncomfortable situation has been reproduced on Twitter. Yes, it's e-PDA, with all the gooey, sloppy show-offiness of a shameless couple in heat but delivered to your computers and phones. Click through to follow the exchange, but pace yourself: The out-of-character syrupy sweetness may overwhelm even the hardiest of constitutions.
@FreeJesseJames: Done, off to the paint shop in the morning.
@TheKatVonD: just so you know, you're impressing the hell outta me...
Subtext: Kat Von D is easily impressed, given that going to various auto shop locations is part of Jesse James's daily work. Then again, look who she's dating. Her standards for "impressive" are clearly low.