The Thighs That Bind: When you don't have much to fall back on except some gloriously proportioned rear padding and an innate gift for attention-grabbing, appearance means everything. And with her recent Botox experiment, increasingly streamlined-seeming schnoz and steam-ironed, store-bought hair, Kim Kardashian won't be satisfied until she looks her best (or what she thinks is her best). So, it's only fitting that the shapely knockout has trussed her gams in stitched-up leggings from the Dr. Frankenstein collection. As we recall, he, too, wanted to create something fantastic out of existing parts. Fingers crossed that things end better for Kim. In the meantime, Khloe and Kourtney better watch their backs (and every other body part).