The celeb-designated cupid is a pretty malicious winged baby. We can't watch these star duos struggle to try to make things work without stepping in to help. So cancel your couples therapy sessions this week, kids; the completely uncertified love doctor is in.
The sitch: Baby daddy to her baby mama, d-bag extraordinaire Scott is back with Kourtney, even though her family claims he is tearing the family apart. Tearing, I say!
Humble suggestions: Kourtney, we know you have a baby who needs a father and a reality show that needs endless drama, but this socialite/"Miami Vice" extra is not good enough for you, girl. *Snaps fingers thrice* And really, with Khloe bagging a Laker and Kim making the rounds through the NFL, you should really consider a pro athlete. Let's just get you to some baseball games stat to peruse the candidates. It'll be your version of Match.com.