Kim Kardashian might not be an actual princess, but that doesn't mean she isn't treated like one. In celebration of her 30th birthday, Kim was reportedly set to receive a cake worth over $1 million. A jeweler teamed up with restaurateur Nino Selimaj to encrust the cake with diamonds, with the goal of beating the record for the most expensive cake at $1.65 million. Kim's not behind the stunt, however, insisting that she would "never allow anyone to spend that much money on a cake. I’d rather they give me a cupcake and donate the rest of the money to the homeless!" Also, diamond cake? Sounds super-dangerous, people.